What does every man, young or old want to see when they’re “on the job” ? that’s right, her face contorted in the most bizarre impression imaginable. Besides actually doing the deed, men need a distinction that they’re actually doing something, if you catch my drift. The best indication is the woman’s face, which is why some women fake it, they know what we look for.
Maybe it’s because I’m twenty years old, but I’ve never thought about whether or not women look for the same in men’s faces. That is, until recently. It was abruptly brought to my attention that it would behoove men to make faces while performing. Now, as I think back, I know that I’ve never once made any type of face while in this position (no pun intended). Maybe it’s a young person thing.
While talking with an older women, thirty years older, about having girls tell me I appeared emotionless during anatomical recreation she was appalled. Wait, not at the girls though, at me! She told me I should show my appreciation for the girl allowing me entrance to her vertical smile by my facial expressions; that girls, at least those in their twenties, look at the man’s expressions for signs of enjoyment so they can feel appreciated. I understand all of this. I do. Still though, to preserve my self respect, I will not succumb to these demands.
First of all, when I have sex I look to not later regret it. By making the face of someone who has a severe eye rolling problem and a numb bottom lip making them seem like a person choking and having a seizure simultaneously, this would defeat my purpose. I will continue to keep my dignity and preserve a stone face when engaging in the art of the flesh. The oldies out there can get there kicks off by looking grotesque, I’ll stick to damaging headboards.



