Feb22

Snapette!

by swedish house on February 22nd, 2012 at 5:21 pm
Posted In: Sneakers

In the battle between smartphones, my loyalty has been with Blackberry for a few years now. Except for the fact that I’m addicted to “bbm”, I prefer its old fashion keyboard. My best friend who just switched from Blackberry to iPhone swears by her new toy, and tries to convince me to follow her lead.

As determined I was to stay true to Blackberry, I just found out about this new iPhone app that might make me betray my good old smartphone. It’s a fashion app called Snapette that basically allows you to instantly “share and discover great fashion finds, from around the corner, and around the world.” So whenever you see something you like, need a friend’s styling advice, or want to share your assume new pair of shoes with the rest of the world, all you got to do is snap, upload, and share. How awesome is that? Not only will you receive tons of inspiration, but you get to show off your new pair of kicks to not only your friends, but possibly to the rest of the world. Or at least to the people who downloaded Snapette. Any sneaker lover with an iPhone would be wise to jump on this app- just imagine the possibilities to constantly keep yourself updated with the latest spotted sneakers, or new styles.

I didn’t get the iPhone yet, but decided to kindly pick out some of my favorite pair of men shoes from Sportie LA’s website that you definitely want to be seen (snapped) in.

When I was a kid, all the cool kids were wearing skater shoes. The coolest ones wore DC sneakers. The DC Standard shoes are still sure to add coolness to any guy guy’s outfit, and the soles feels more than right for Spring 2012.

 

 

 

 

I have mentioned them before, and will continue to do so before everyone agrees with me- no footwear establish your manliness as well as the Bearpaw McKinley boots.

 

 

 

 

 

The Adidas RMCQ Artshoe makes me smile, makes me look, puts me in a good mood and all of that. Tips! Keep the rest of your outfit pretty solid- black jeans are perfect with these shiners.

 

 

 

 

 

I love the name of these Gravis Yachtmaster sneakers, I love the soles, I love the texture, I love the color. Wear them with blue jeans for obvious reasons.

 

 

 

 

 

Timberland Classic Boat shoes. This is as classic as it gets. They bring up nice childhood memories of Swedish summers, and keeps on being right year after year. After year.

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Feb21

Stephen Curry: “Nike SC30″

by TBG on February 21st, 2012 at 5:17 pm
Posted In: Sneakers

I watched the Clippers and Warriors last night.

For me, there were 4 takeaways.

 

1 – Fuckin’ Clippers…

2 – Chris Paul amazes me more every time I see him.

3 – Everyone talks about Derrick Rose having the quickest first step in the NBA, but I believe the correct order is Russell Westbrook, Monta Ellis, Derrick Rose.

4 – I need to get a pair of Stephen Curry’s new shoes.

 

After aggravating and old ankle injury in the first week of the season, Stephen Curry spent an off day in Beaverton Oregon at the Nike headquarters testing new sneakers.  When things shook out, he decided to switch from the Nike Hyperdunks and Lunar Hypergamers he had been sporting to the Nike Zoom Brave V.  In last night’s game, he was sporting them in the white, blue, yellow Golden State Warriors colorway.

Daddy Likey.

Since we live in the glorious days of DVR, I stopped the game to snap an action shot of Stephen Curry and his Nike SC30s.  I cut his head off with the camera, but you can tell it is him by the smooth, oiled woman legs.

 

 

 

Do you like the grainy iPhone pic from up way too close to my TV?

Shoutout to everyone with an oldschool 42” plasma screen that ‘s too damn heavy to hang on the wall.

 

_TBG

 

 

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Feb20

More Kicks For Women!

by swedish house on February 20th, 2012 at 9:15 am
Posted In: Sneakers

Presidents Day is here, which means many of us get that valuable extra day off work. I have celebrated by squeezing in an extra night out, since I’v finally come to accept the fact that I might just be too old to handle more than one day of partying during a normal weekend. I feel fine today since I get to take this Monday off and be lazy, except for the fact that my feet are crying from the pain of all the dancing around in high heels…

How long should we have to suffer the pain of squeezing our feet into these bastards in order to fit in? Enough is enough! After watching this year’s Grammy and Golden Globe Awards, and noting all the men who paired their formal wear with kicks, I believe it’s not a day too late to make this trend work for women.

After browsing around for some inspo online, I’m pretty certain that I’ll be investing in a few pair of sneakers to wear with my spring dresses…

First off is Mischa Barton who decided to pair her cute lacy summer dress with a pair of white Keds. I just happen to have a similar dress, and will definitely be ripping off her style at more than one event this summer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Second, we have this unknown city-girl who’s haling a cab. I love how she has paired her trendy outfit with a pair of chunky sneakers- an awesome look for a comfortable night out! Find a similar pair here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Third, we have Rihanna who’s looking fab as usual. Who knew it could look this fab to wear Vans with a black full length dress?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, Kristen Stewart and Scarlett Johansson are showing us that there is no shame in wearing Converse with your red carpet dress.

 

 

 

 

Thanks ladies- you might have saved Memorial Day Weekend!

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Feb17

The Slutty Men

by swedish house on February 17th, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Posted In: Fashion

About a week ago, as I was finishing up some work from my computer, my coworker suddenly looked up from his screen and asked me why some women feel the need to look “slutty”. My defensive response was,”Maybe for the same reason men do?” My coworker who’d never seem to hear about the concept of a slutty man started laughing, and like that we had started a discussion that took way too much focus away from what we were suppose to be doing. Shortly after, my colleague wrote a post on the topic, with my Swedish “slutty-looking” friends in focus. HA! Like you would ever find a Swedish girl wearing fishnets or leopard prints (unless, of course, it was a current trend- we are extremely sensitive when it come to fashion). Anyway, I thought I’d do the guy a favor and describe to him in detail what a slutty man look like.

I have lived in LA for four years, and if anyone would ask me where to find a slutty man, I would say here! Frankly, I think the way people categorize “slutty women” is a bit outdated; I’d much rather talk about the slutty looking guys…

If you want to check them out, all you gotta do is drag yourself from your regular Saturday hangout spot to the most recently opened Hollywood club. Once you’ve sold some dignity of yours to get in, you will be amazed by the overspill of slutty men. With shirts that are ready to pop (of course the five upper buttons already have); deep cut V-necks displaying their waxed, well-moisturized chests; skinny jeans (often worn with a belt that screams out some  Euro-trash brand); leather jackets tight enough to fit their baby sis’ (actually it might be from her closet)- they are waving their arm at some rich friend’s table, surrounded by the girls they invited along from the beach earlier the same day.

Accessories play a big part for the “slutty-man”- look. They are often spotted wearing thumb-rings, a tight leather necklace accompanied with a looser silver chain that carries a meaningful message (great for pillow-talk!). They make sure to wear a somewhat expensive watch, and always put on a ton of braided bracelets to give their look a rock-star vibe. Their hair is either pulled back in a tiny ponytail, or carefully back-slicked. Finally, since they invest a lot of time at the gym working out the same body parts, they always make sure to keep a perfectly glowing tan.

However, just like a woman wearing a short dress, a man should be able to get away with wearing a deep V-neck without having to suffer the label of being a slut. In fact- I’d choose skinny jeans before baggy every time on a man. My coworker mentioned in his post that what makes a woman look slutty is when all the provocativeness is combined at once. The same rule applies to men. Although, I wouldn’t recommend any guy to wear a deep cleavage- it’s just not a good look.

If you feel that you fit in to the profile of a “male slut”, you should know that I don’t judge, and neither do most women. Some of us are obviously attracted to your look, and a few of you have really managed to make a name for yourself in Hollywood’s b-crowd. But you should also know that although it might be your right to flaunt that tight behind of yours, you do send out certain signals. I’m not saying you have yourself to blame if someone were to squeeze that tush of yours without consent, or stumble into you on purpose… But in a city where appearance means a great deal, I’m afraid few of us will take you seriously.

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Feb17

How Many People Have You Hooked Up With?

by Allison James on February 17th, 2012 at 5:01 pm
Posted In: Chicks are Weird

“How many people have you hooked up with?”

This is an age-old question you should NEVER ask!

It will turn a romantic evening into Helter Skelter!

You’ll no longer see the man you love as your knight in shining armor.  You’ll see him as a devil-man-whore-life-ruiner!

And YOU will INSTANTLY morph into a psychotic single white female!

 

Never ask your man candy questions about:

  • If he thinks you’re fat.
  • Who he’s slept with.
  • Which of your friends he thinks is hot.
  • Who he’d be willing to repopulate the earth with after the nuclear apocalypse.

Especially don’t ask if you are young = nuts+insecure or have PMS.   But do ask if you enjoy being jealous, dramatic text message fighting or are into kinky stuff.

 

Congress passed a law on this very issue…

Don’t ask, don’t tell!

But it still happens.  So what should you do if blindsided by “What’s your number”?

 

For chicks it’s easy.

Lie!

The answer is 3.  NO MATTER WHAT.

You can be 25 or 52, but have had 3 boink buddies total.  –As if saying 5 would magically turn you into a whore fairy princess.

If that 3 number is true then amen sister, but let’s do some soul searching and be honest,

That is never true past the age of nine.

But as a woman, you are forced to lie because guys get totally butt sore if their lady has hooked up with an entire NFL team.

 

 

 

For guys it’s different.

You need a defensive strategy!

 

 

Here are 3 ways to handle the question:

“What’s your number?”

 

1.  Flip it. Don’t answer, just ask her the same thing, “what’s YOUR number”?

No matter how she responds turn into a jealous nut ball!  Unless of course she says “3”. In that case run…you know she can’t be trusted!

 

2.  Avoidance. Chicks like compliments and are easily distracted by romance and shiny stuff.  Use flattery and a topic change to distract her.

“As far as I’m concerned boo, there was no one before you and there will be no one after you.  You are my light and love. Here are some new kicks.  Now let’s go cuddle and watch The Notebook.”

Not Jealous

 

3.  The Two-Year Rule.

The Two-Year Rule states that anything that happened longer than 2 years ago doesn’t count!

It can be used as a strategy when answering questions about chick’s you’ve slept with, dated, sent a text message to, sent a Facebook friend request to or looked at for 5 seconds back in 1983.

Basically You can lie without actually lying!

 

Her: What’s your number?

Him: 5

Her: Are you lying?

Him: Nope


He’s not lying because even if he played hide the salami with 250 women in his lifetime it doesn’t count if it didn’t happen in the past two years.  That’s why it’s the Two-Year Rule not the Ten-Year Rule!

Rational Thinking

The two-year rule is awesome because you can be friends with ex girlfriends without your current girlfriend wanting to stab you with an ice pick.  Let’s say she asks if you’ve ever humped your super close gal pal who just so happens to be an ex.  If you did, but it was 2 years and one day ago the answer is,

“No, we are just homies”.

Implementing The Two-Year Rule is actually thoughtful because you’re current girlfriend won’t feel insecure

…and you won’t have to receive 37 text messages and 5 emails in one day from her about what a shitty person you are for having a date on Valentine’s Day with another girl back when you were in high school.

The Two-Year Rule is the greatest invention since the wheel unless you have a time machine.  With a time machine you can get all Back to the Future on your girlfriend and change the past!

Not only is  Two-Year Rule is a win-win for everyone it’s obviously how the born again virgin myth was created.

 

 

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Feb17

#FreeShoeFriday 2-17-12

by TBG on February 17th, 2012 at 4:02 pm
Posted In: Free Shoe Friday

Free.

Shoe.

Friday.

 

(#FreeShoeFriday if you like your media social)

 

Those are three powerful words.

 

This week, we’re giving away another sexy pair of shoes from our partners at Ben Sherman.  So, if you like getting laid I’m guessing you’re going to participate.

 

To enter:

1 – Click on the hypertext at the end of this line to visit our Facebook.

2 – Comment on the “Free Shoe Friday” post.

3 – That’s it.

 

Today’s “Free Shoe Friday” challenge is to fill in the blank for:

 

“If you _________________________ we can’t be friends.”

 

[SIDEBAR: Please refrain from using “like Maroon 5.”  That one’s mine.]

SECONDARY MYSTERY PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE!!!!!!!!!!  If you tag yourself in today’s “Free Shoe Friday” post, you will be automatically entered to win additional swag from Sportie LA.

Now, I suggest you go make love to our Facebook page.  Twice.

 

 

_TBG

 

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Feb16

Jeremy Lin info. Read immediately.

by TBG on February 16th, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Posted In: Sneakers

Jeremy Lin, a bunch of puns, blah, blah, blah.  Fill all of that in for yourself so I don’t have to (FYI, I still feel like “Jeremyrection” has been getting overlooked).

Given his meteoric popularity, I cannot believe he is not already draped in sponsors.  The word is his agent has been inundated with deals, but Team Lin is simply choosing their spots carefully.  If I was his agent, he would be wearing Nike shoes, an Adidas headband, have “Honda” shaved into the back of his hair, and “Pepsi” tattooed on both shoulders (because I’m about my paper).

Considering the speed of the world today, I am kind of shocked that Lin has been on the scene for nearly two weeks and does not yet have his own shoe.  I have, however, noticed Jeremy’s shoe of choice seems to be the 2011 Nike Hyperfuse Low.

 

 

After some research to figure that out, I stumbled upon several sources that claim Nike is going to release a limited supply of said shoe in a blue/orange New York Knick colorway with L-I-N stitched on the back.

 

 

So, maybe he does have his own shoe.

There are some smart cats over there at Nike.

Most basketball shoes are designed to make you quicker, faster, and more comfortable on the court.  I hear the Lin’s are supposed to make you better at Calculus.  Just kidding.  I know that was kind of racist.  Shouts out to all of my Asian people.

It fascinates me to think about what the Nike employees now assigned to speeding through this Jeremy Lin shoe release were previously working on.  I’m betting it was the new Amar’e Stoudemire shoe…which just got tossed aside like used dental floss.

That’s it for me today.  Leaving on a high note.

As always, you can send all idolization emails, marriage inquiries, and general adoration to todd@sportielamedia.com

 

 

_TBG

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Feb15

The Kid’s BEARPAW Boots.

by swedish house on February 15th, 2012 at 4:55 pm
Posted In: Uncategorized

After reading TBG’s post about BEARPAW boots for men the other day, I got curious and decided to browse through their collections. After four years in LA, I am a great fan of the plush slipper-like boots, although I haven’t found the perfect pair yet. Or at least not until now. After taking a closer look at BEARPAW’s spring collection today, I had to restrain myself from buying anything, as I was actually looking for a nice pair of shoes for my soon to be one year old niece who’s in Sweden waiting for a gift to arrive from her cool aunt in Los Angeles.

It turned out that BEARPAW offers amazingly cute boots in a range of colors and textures, all with fantastic quality and comfort. Not only are they perfect for the Swedish colder climate- but for the cooler days in LA when your kid, niece, baby sister -or brother wants to run out and play, the BEARPAW’s with their sheepskin lining make for a perfect choice.

About a year ago, I made a decision to live my life more environmental friendly. I started to make more conscious choices about what I wear, eat, and throw in the garbage. After reading about BEARPAW’s environmental friendly production and packaging methods, and noting that they are involved in charity with several non-profit organizations, I officially am in love with this brand. They work with organizations like K.I.D.S. that supply things like shoes, toys, books, and clothes to children in need, and Soles4Souls that facilitates donations of shoes all over the world.

I wanted to buy my niece something that I know her parents would appreciate (maybe this will get me off the hook for not sending them gifts for their birthdays), while of course making the little one happy. I picked out the blue BEARPAW Gisele Youth for her. Gonna check out if they have a similar pair for women now.

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Feb13

BearPAW Boots. For Men.

by TBG on February 13th, 2012 at 7:43 pm
Posted In: Fashion, Sneakers

I have a ski trip coming up in a few weeks.

Because I come from where it is frigid, you might think I would be equipped for such an excursion.  As it turns out, I was one of the many who, upon deciding to move to California, opted to donate everything in his wardrobe that even slightly reminded him of winter.

These days, I generally sport leisurely wears with sneakers (black Chuck Taylor’s with black laces being the day-to-day staple).  Since Chucks will not do me any good in two feet of snow, and since I am not ruining a pair of Jordans or vintage Reebok Pumps, I had to cop a new pair of boots.

Boot shopping for a man can be tricky.  For years, all we had were stylish/dressy boots that made you look like your best chick friend picked them out for you and comfortable/warm boots that made you look like a carpenter.  I mean, I’m not trying to look like a construction foreman, but I’m not trying to look like Tom Brady out here either.

These days, there are brands that offer more trendy looking options without sacrificing comfort, warmth, and practicality.  My exhaustive search led me to BEARPAW.  After perusing their Men’s line, I ultimately decided on the “Mark” in the black colorway.  I do not do well with tall boots of any sort, so I found the height of the “Mark” immediately attractive.   The small design elements on the toe and strap give them that manly look (even though I am, at most, a man-boy).  I also find them to be very comfortable and warm (which is nice for someone like me who always has cold feet).

 

 

 

I am stoked that I will actually look the part as I tumble down the mountain, cracking ribs and tibias.

In your next boot search, I suggest you gentleman add BEARPAW to your list.

Take it from me; I’m really smart.

 

 

_TBG

 

 

 

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Feb13

Grammy Rants.

by TBG on February 13th, 2012 at 6:36 pm
Posted In: Entertainment, Events

I have a few rants I need to get off real quick.  If you like award shows or Foo Fighters, this might sting a bit.

 

1 – Why is Dave Grohl on stage every 12 minutes throughout the entirety of the every award show?  Is there a shortage of talented musician’s to choose from on Grammy night (when every talented musician in the world is in the same building)?

Also, nice job having Foo Fighters perform between Guetta and Deadmau5 in a tent that was transformed for one night into a club by the name of “Haze.”  I haven’t seen anything that disjointed since Owen Wilson’s nose.

The correct play would have been to nix Foo Fighters altogether and simply have Guetta open for Deadmau5.  As Guetta’s set was coming to an end, he could loop some instrumental as an outro while Deadmau5 began blending his music over the top of Guetta’s at the same BPM.  Then, as Guetta’s music was overtaken in the mix by Deadmau5’, the lights on Guetta’s stage would fade down with it.  In the same way, Deadmau5’ lights would be fading up and his curtain would be sliding down for his big reveal.  CBS really needed a producer that “gets” Electronic music (like me).  It’s all about seamless transition.  I could have taken a performance by two of the biggest names in the world and turned it into something fresh, instead of adding it to the list of reasons why CBS is completely inept.

 

2 – Chris Brown is the new Dave Grohl.

 

3 – [OBLIGATORY SNEAKER REFERENCE] Lil Wayne’s sneakers during the Guetta/Chris Brown performance were on some other shit.  I was really feeling those.  I have been Googling for an image of them all morning and found zero.  If I hadn’t deleted the show so fast off of my DVR due to Dave Grohl and Chris Brown overload, I could have snapped my own picture and uploaded it.  No such luck.  You’ll just have to take my word.

 

4 –I have a girlfriend whom I absolutely cherish and adore.  That said, I would really like for Adele to bare at least one of my children. Not even I am exactly sure how the details of the arrangement would all work out, but I am interested in putting together a proposal for this.

If I were Adele’s boyfriend, rather than beg for sex, I would request very intimate acappella performances of “Someone Like You” on a nightly basis.  Sex gets old.  And yet, every time I hear her sing that song, it feels like the very first time.

 

 

_TBG

 

 

 

 

 

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